Death of a Salesman
Bad news for guilty criminals everywhere, Johnnie Cochran, who could get a crotchless man off, has died of a brain tumor. The corpus delecti became famous during the Hertz Rent-a-Car spokesman trial when he gave a whole new meaning to the term 'bad rap' with this ditty, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
Asked for a comment OJ Simpson said, "You got Robert Blake's attorney's number?"
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