Beatles: In the News

50 cent bigger than the Beatles?
Soon to follow---wait for it--- the 10 plagues... Oh where did it all go wrong?

Well, not quite bigger than the Beatles. The Beatles back in 1964 held the top 5 positions on Billboard. Halfa Dolla only has 4 tunes in the top 10.

Friend of Beatles remembers and writes book
Coming soon, Ringo's dog groomer recalls ribald and raucous regalings of the ringed raconteur...

Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Mystery group Klaatu, thought to be the Beatles, have revealed themselves to not be the Beatles with a forthcoming album. (Klaatu Barada Nikto is the mystery phrase that keeps Gort from destroying everything in The Day the Earth Stood Still, now ya know...)

Revolver Review: A Review of the review
OK, slack... It's Peter Fonda, not James Fonda who repeated to Lennon, "I know what it's like to be dead." The world at your fingertips. Tighten up that research, Hofstra.

Beatles Mugged
Not to poo-poo in the parmesan, but I bought a Sgt. Pepper coffee mug back in the 80's from a dubious outfit at the local mall. 16 bucks I believe. It's probably yard sale fodder by now..