I don't know from torquoise

For that matter, chartreuse is a mystery as well. I do know Roy G. Biv. Any other hue is just a fancy frenchman name for the trench colors. So when my galfriend asked this morning about a certain torquoise brassierre, I drew a blank. Then I came up empty on remembering the actual tit-holder in question. I remember the general shape; two conical supporters with adjustable straps, but quiz me about the material or the motif and all I can remember is that thing was getting in my way, it needs to come off.

I do remember when she wore the red booby bounder, the black mammary hammock and the white breast sling. The latter two not being colors but values actually don't fit in the Roy G. Biv grand plan but how hard is it to remember black and white: salt and pepper, zebras, ebony and ivory, old movies, NBA players and their girlfriends... B/W comes slamming at you at all times so for my purposes, the opposite end values will be included.

I guess I'm just frustrated because my girlfriend went all Alex Trebek on me and I was in Final Jeopardy armed with a rotting cantalope for a brain.

"The category is 'Oppressive Undergarments for Women', and the answer is 'Do you recall the torquoise Winnebago garage that your lovely lady wore for you 3 months ago?'"

"What is...C'mon man, think...Uh...Make something up...Just say yeah, I remember it and hope for the best...Uh, what is 'no Alex, I do not remember the bowling ball bag in queston.'"

"Ohh. Sorry. Let's see what you wagered. Oh my, you wagered a future audience with your girlfriend as she models a new skimpy bra with a fancy frenchman name."